Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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