Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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