bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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