Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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