P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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