She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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