i don't plan on having that self control this summer
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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