I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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