Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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