Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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