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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.

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• (858): View more from California

  So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch

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• (212): View more from New York

  When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked

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• (646): View more from New York

  Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.

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• (858): View more from California

  My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.

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