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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless

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• (916): View more from California

  She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.

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• (516): View more from New York

  what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer

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• (209): View more from California

  we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame

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• (209): View more from California

  What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"

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• (631): View more from New York

  Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.

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