if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.