Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She's the barista slut.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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