do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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