SEEEEXXX PLEASE
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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