If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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