Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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