How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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