Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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