If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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