I don't think brook has ever known best
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
