i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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