Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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