He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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