I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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