I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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