so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think I died a long time ago.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just gift wrapped bread.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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