I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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