You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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