I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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