I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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