he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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