You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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