you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
