i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
So. Much. Porn.
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