I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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