Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Success! We fucked roommates!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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