Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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