Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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