I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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