The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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