i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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