it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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