You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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