ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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