JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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