I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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