yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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