i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yo dont text me then not text me
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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