You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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