Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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