you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
one might say we're banned from that church
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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