The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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