That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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