I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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