For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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