and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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