Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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