Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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