: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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