Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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